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* | If an apple a day keeps a doctor
away, what will an onion do? Keep everyone away. |
* | Teacher : Your essay on My Rabbit
is word for word the same as your sister's. Pupil : Well, it's the same rabbit, Sir. |
* | Monty
:
Four sailors fell in the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet. Bunty : How was that? Monty : Because, three of them were bald. |
* | Teacher
: Can anybody tell me where elephants are found? Well, elephants are so big they are hardly ever lost. |
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What
house weighs the least? |
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