Laugh a while !
|*||What did one eye say to
the other ?
Between us there's something that smells.
|*||What is the cheapest
way to post somebody?
Just stamp on their foot.
|*||Abhay : I can read
something which no one else in the school can.
Vallab : What ! Some new language ?
Abhay : No, my handwriting.
School : A place where teachers teach to earn and students learn to earn.
Bus : Which runs faster when you are after it than when you are in it.
Why do people feel stronger on
|*||What do you get when a cow is in an earthquake? A MILKSHAKE|
|*||What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper? RUFF! RUFF!|
|*||Dentist : Please stop howling. I haven't even
touched you yet.
Patient : I know, but you are treading on my foot.
|*||What did one wall say to the other? We'll meet in the corner.|