HA-HA!
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HA-HA! |
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Laugh a while !
| * | What did one eye say to
the other ? Between us there's something that smells. |
| * | What is the cheapest
way to post somebody? Just stamp on their foot. |
| * | Abhay : I can read
something which no one else in the school can. Vallab : What ! Some new language ? Abhay : No, my handwriting. |
| * | Definitions
: School : A place where teachers teach to earn and students learn to earn. Bus : Which runs faster when you are after it than when you are in it. |
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Why do people feel stronger on
Sundays? |
| * | What do you get when a cow is in an earthquake? A MILKSHAKE |
| * | What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper? RUFF! RUFF! |
| * | Dentist : Please stop howling. I haven't even
touched you yet. Patient : I know, but you are treading on my foot. |
| * | What did one wall say to the other? We'll meet in the corner. |