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|*||If an apple a day keeps a doctor
away, what will an onion do?
Keep everyone away.
|*||Teacher : Your essay on My Rabbit
is word for word the same as your sister's.
Pupil : Well, it's the same rabbit, Sir.
Four sailors fell in the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet.
Bunty : How was that?
Monty : Because, three of them were bald.
: Can anybody tell me where elephants are found?
Well, elephants are so big they are hardly ever lost.
house weighs the least?
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